03/04/2009 14:12:49

10/28/2008 20:33:01

Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'





Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'





A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'





Chuck now works for the government.

10/13/2008 15:32:54

Hey bro!

I tried to IM you but you didn't IM back.  It would be nice to chat with you!

That was an awesome response in the forum on movies!!  I've been convicted reading the whole thing, but that really did convict to the bone!  Thank you!!

Well, maybe we'll get to chat sometime.

Love you

 

uncledave wrote: Hey sis! Glad to see you onboard! I don't stomp here often, but I do check in from time to time.

09/08/2008 11:54:12

View Your Place on The Philadelphia Church

08/24/2008 15:10:56

08/14/2008 21:52:15

01/06/2008 22:20:55

You see, I didn't know how to send you a friend request. Just goes to show you how -smart- I really am. At least I have a good GPA. =P