once I was, Cutting an apple and My dad was all like "whoa whoa whoa mic" and I was like "WHAT" and then he took it from me and as he was walking away said "your gonna cut yourself" and I said "I'v done it before and didn't get cut" and as He was cutting it behind me he replied "Yeah people have ran across the road and not gotten hit by cars but the next time he ran across the road he got hit" and I was like, just like, hmm how do I put this, UUUUHHH THANKS DAD!!!
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